davidad

Like, Python

#!usr/bin/python
uh from sys import exit

# Grab the user's name. 
ok so like name = raw_input("yo! what's your name?") right
  
# Make sure they entered something, then say hi.
if name.strip() is actually like "":
   toootally just exit()
else:
   um yeah
   print like "Hi %s, nice to meet you." % name

Somebody actually implemented this dialect of Python.

Character Strengths

The VIA Survey of Character Strengths would probably rank as my favorite personality test I’ve ever taken. Here is my report:

#1: Humor and playfulness You like to laugh and tease. Bringing smiles to other people is important to you. You try to see the light side of all situations.

#2: Forgiveness and mercy You forgive those who have done you wrong. You always give people a second chance. Your guiding principle is mercy and not revenge.

#3: Curiosity and interest in the world You are curious about everything. You are always asking questions, and you find all subjects and topics fascinating. You like exploration and discovery.

#4: Creativity, ingenuity, and originality Thinking of new ways to do things is a crucial part of who you are. You are never content with doing something the conventional way if a better way is possible.

#5: Hope, optimism, and future-mindedness You expect the best in the future, and you work to achieve it. You believe that the future is something that you can control.

#6: Love of learning You love learning new things, whether in a class or on your own. You have always loved school, reading, and museums-anywhere and everywhere there is an opportunity to learn.

#7: Judgment, critical thinking, and open-mindedness Thinking things through and examining them from all sides are important aspects of who you are. You do not jump to conclusions, and you rely only on solid evidence to make your decisions. You are able to change your mind.

#8: Fairness, equity, and justice Treating all people fairly is one of your abiding principles. You do not let your personal feelings bias your decisions about other people. You give everyone a chance.

#9: Social intelligence You are aware of the motives and feelings of other people. You know what to do to fit in to different social situations, and you know what to do to put others at ease.

#10: Appreciation of beauty and excellence You notice and appreciate beauty, excellence, and/or skilled performance in all domains of life, from nature to art to mathematics to science to everyday experience.

What happens to Fido when the Rapture comes?

For a fee, this service will place your dog or cat in the home of a caring atheist on Judgment Day. (via Julia Galef)

Taxonomy of malls

malls
 - shopping
 - National